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SPECIAL
ACTIVITIES
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Friday
- Lunch at P. F. Changs
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Michelle
Gomez, Linda Hurst, Linda Rose and Falcon enjoy some conversation. |
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Readers'
Skit - Not Ready For Sound Players
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Reader Lisa Baca introduces: "Romance Through the Ages"
(A.K.A. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus)
Thoughts presented
below are paraphrased, but you get the gist. |
THE
VIKING ERA
Her
Thoughts: "First he has the nerve to abduct me,
then he has the stupidity to get us lost.
Just look at that smug expression. He's going the wrong way.
Should I tell him? Not on your life!" |
THE
MEDIEVAL WEDDING
She's Thinking: " I can't believe my father is making
me marry a total stranger. Woe is me".
A Little Later: "Hmm, he is rather cute. Look at those eyes.
Aw."
Much Later: "Oh yes, I think I could learn to love him"
He's
Thinking: "I hope this is over quickly. I want to check out
her land."
A Little later: "Is he finished yet? I really want to check
out her horses"
Much Later: "Will this wedding never end?
I have places to go and things to see. Aaargh"
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THE
GEORGIAN ERA
Communication problems
They speak the same language and he still needs a translator.
She says one thing and he hears something entirely different.
She: "Oh, and the cape I want to buy for the dinner is lined
with lamb's wool. What do you think. dear?"
He: "Lamb for dinner, you say? Good idea. I'm famished."
He can't even blame it on cell phone static. Go figure. |
THE
REGENCY PERIOD
She says: "A waltz with you? I'd be delighted"
She's Thinking:" A waltz with him? I suppose it really would
be too impolite to reject the clumsy clod. Feet, forgive me."
Later - She says: "Oh really, you'd like another dance? How
divine.
She's Thinking: "Oh lord, kill me now. Whatever did I do
to deserve this?
Perhaps if I faint dead away, he'll take the hint." |
Applause
from readers Linda Rose, Linda Hurst, and Lisa Baca |
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Authors'
Skit - Why C/Kath's Have More Fun
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"
I get a feeling from the back of the room"
Audience participation requested.
From Bates
to Boswell - Name that C/Kathy!
Katherine Garbera,
Kathy Carmichael, and Kathleen Nance |
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Saturday
- Dinner Theatre
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King
Arthur's Tournament at Excalibur
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